the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
She announced her abortion via fbk
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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