only if we run a train.
done.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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