plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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