i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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