You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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