But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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