I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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