My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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