I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize
