im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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