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I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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