he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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