Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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