exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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