i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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