Taylor Swift is so right about you.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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