IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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