K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
