worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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