if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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