Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
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