I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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