Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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