But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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