Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
