Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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