no, he came in my armpit
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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