well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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