I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Green mimosas i think yes
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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