Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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