I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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