just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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