yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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