This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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