Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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