Don't you send me to vm
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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