There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
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