I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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