ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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