Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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