I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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