He kissed a someone with a penis
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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