he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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