And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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