We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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