I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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