Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Text me some of your sweat
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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