we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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