WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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