Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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