I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
You're like the curious george of whores
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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